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Pull My Finger Fart Pen

The Pull my Finger Farting Pen should explain itself but pull on the finger and this pen will let one rip and it actually does look like a finger. Specs for he hysterical Pull My Finger Fart Pen : * Features multiple fart sounds: the long ones, the short ones.. and other indescribable flatulence fun. * Batteries included * Measures 5.5" tal... [Read more]

 

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Mr. Old Butt Pen Holder

One of the funniest pen holders you could but Pleace a pen inside Mr. Old Butt's bum and up pops his head as he says one of 12 funny phrases when a pen is placed in the holder. Mr. Old Butt's funny phrases like "No No Oh No", "Owww, that hurts", and "Oh Yeah, Baby, OhOhOh..." plus many more. Perfect gift for office,... [Read more]

 

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Lit Cigarette Pen

This pen is smokin! The Cigarette Pen looks like a regular fag with a bit of ash on the end. However, this is no ordinary cigarette. The ash covered tip comes off to reveal a ballpoint pen! Have a roommate or family member who you wish wouldn't smoke anymore? Attach a little note to the Cigarette Pen and give it as a stocking stuffer. A polite w... [Read more]

 

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Dead Fred Pen Holder

The Dead Fred is kind of like turning your desk into a crime scene but you won't need the guys from CSI to solve the crime because you're the one one whose guilty. You're the one who stabbed Fred. You stabbed Fred with your pen, right in the heart and now he's dead. So I guess you might as well keep doing it. The Dead Fred is the perfect penhold... [Read more]

 

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Slingshot Pen

Remember when you were a little rascal. Running around town and thinking of fun things to do. And then you got a slingshot and the fun never ended. Bring back the child in you, those memories with a little twist by getting yourself a Slingshot Pen. Forget about all the political correct junk and have some fun for once. Write a Note Then Sling it... [Read more]

 

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Lipstick Pen

Pucker up and give them your number with style! Fits right in your pocket. [Read more]